Blogs Are Stupid

Doesn't anyone believe in Dear Diary anymore? What happened to the joy of putting actual pen to paper? And why does every ordinary Jane and John think they can write well enough to burden the world with their scribblings? It’s a mystery that badly needs solving. My first entry contains my thoughts about blogging and will set your expectations. The rest will probably be stream of consciousness garbage, much like you’ll find on any other blog. Perhaps we will both come away enlightened.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Not Feeling the Love

Today its seems that bloggers everywhere are high on the effluvium of a billion slaughtered roses, whose reeking beribboned corpses are being shamelessly hawked to clueless and desperate husbands, boyfriends and partners accross the world.

Yes, love and materialism are in the air and scores of women can scarcely contain their glee at the prospect of being shamelessly and perhaps a little fearfully plied with overpriced candy, gaudy crimson hued jewelry, and clumsy endearments.

Valentines Day is nothing more than a Capitalist media-driven feeding frenzy, designed to exploit our emotional insecurities and ensure a lifetime of enslavement to an imaginary ideal...true love and perfect romance. I hereby refuse to pander to this commercial blackmail, and will cease to acknowledge Valentines Day from this day forward.

Okay. So I forgot. Yes, me. The woman.

Bloggers, do not concern yourselves with repenting. I'll take it from here.


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