Blogs Are Stupid

Doesn't anyone believe in Dear Diary anymore? What happened to the joy of putting actual pen to paper? And why does every ordinary Jane and John think they can write well enough to burden the world with their scribblings? It’s a mystery that badly needs solving. My first entry contains my thoughts about blogging and will set your expectations. The rest will probably be stream of consciousness garbage, much like you’ll find on any other blog. Perhaps we will both come away enlightened.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

It's the Sex Toys, Isn't It?

I was just wondering to myself, where all my readers have gone. Surely one week of less than optimal production and comment negligence is not enough to drive them all away?

Then I got to thinking about the quality and content of my posts this past month and I realized that I've mentioned sex toys in not one, but three separate posts.

Also, the word "pussy" is now in two of my post titles.

AND, I wrote twice of my fangirly fascination with a man 15 years younger than me.

That's it, isnt't it?

You all think I'm sort of slavering, salacious sex maniac. A perv.

I'm going to have to do something really spectacular to restore your opinion of me.

Ummmmm...hey..maybe I'll finish the fourth installment of "Funeral In a Small Town" and post it for you.

Would you love me again then?

Or, I could switch genres and become a sex blogger. There are a startling number of sex blogs out there. There must be an audience.

Or maybe it's the money. Money would be good.

But could I rest easy knowing my children were drinking milk bought with money tainted by porn?

Lessee...at $4 a gallon?

Yep. Sure could.

Anyway...come back readers. I won't post offensive stuff anymore. It was purely unintentional. I just haven't had the mental energy for any highbrow stuff and I guess I got a little too comfortable making dildo jokes.

Cause, yannow...a Peter North ejaculating dildo is funny. I mean, honestly who buys this stuff?

Oops, I'm doing it again.

((Sheepish Grin))

39 Comments:

  • At 3:02 PM, Blogger Hairline Fracture said…

    I haven't gone anywhere! Just don't become a sex blog permanently. That would just make me tired.

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger Traceytreasure said…

    You're stuck with me. I've just been dealing with my own shit and hubby was home most of the weekend. My computer is in the living room so It's pretty obvious to my family that my obsession with my blog and bloggy friends is like crack to a whore. I stole that from someone else BTW! You couldn't shake me if you tried! Love, love, love you, BA!! Hugs!

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Anonymous OmegaMom said…

    Eh. Holiday weekend, springtime weather, end of school...my blog visits have dropped, too.

     
  • At 3:17 PM, Blogger Jaime said…

    the end of the school year is crazy for everyone. ;)

     
  • At 3:48 PM, Blogger flutter said…

    summertime dips in readership, love

     
  • At 4:21 PM, Blogger sltbee69 said…

    I'm not going anywhere either. Last Thurs & Fri was busy with school ending, braces being put on, and having a mother/daughter day. Weekends I'm rarely to never on the computer. I may not always comment but I'm always reading M-F. Point being - I'll read anything you post.

     
  • At 4:23 PM, Blogger Leigh said…

    Sometimes I am reading blogs and my children are flitting around me (We homeschool...they do not go away. Ever.)and I click on your blog...and I have to click immediately back off depending on what you are writing about that day. Because no matter how much I ask my eight-year-old to NOT read over my shoulder, sometimes she sneaks a peak anyway. :o) So yes...I will not usually comment on those posts. But I always come back the next day to see if it is safe. LOL

     
  • At 4:58 PM, Blogger Mad said…

    Readership is down all over, babe. It's this new fangled thing they just invented called summer. Apparently some people like to leave the house and (gasp) their computers to play in it. Be prepared for a three-month mini-lull before regularly scheduled programming resumes.

     
  • At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you bore me

     
  • At 5:43 PM, Blogger SUEB0B said…

    What a coincidence - anonymous bores ME!!

    I am still here. Just commenting less because I am a lazy sow.

     
  • At 7:01 PM, Blogger Terri said…

    You know, I started to leave a comment on your last post and one of my kids needed my immediate attention so I closed my computer mid-comment thinking I'd come back later and try again, but I got sidetracked. That happens to me a lot it seems.

    My commenting on all of my favorite blogs has dropped lately, but I'm definitely still here reading.

     
  • At 7:09 PM, Blogger Jammie J. said…

    No, no. I've just been involved with playing with my Diva Cup.

     
  • At 7:15 PM, Blogger Mental P Mama said…

    Oh we're here...busy time of year for everyone I guess.

     
  • At 7:34 PM, Blogger Stefanie said…

    I think I've commented just once, but I'm still here!!

     
  • At 9:28 PM, Blogger Mitzi Green said…

    sorry, i was out having a baby...i'll try to do better. ;)

     
  • At 9:58 PM, Anonymous slackermommy said…

    All you have to do is mention sex toys and pussy and I come running!

     
  • At 10:26 PM, Blogger margalit said…

    I'm present and accounted for. Keep on with the sex posts. I love em! JK. The holiday weekend slowed the internet down. You know, people actually went outside and played with their families! How urbane.

     
  • At 11:30 PM, Anonymous Baroness von Bloggenschtern said…

    Sweetie woman, I'm still here - I check in every day. Truth be told, I am too wicked busy to comment - our school year doesn't end until the end of June, and this year is my oldest's grad, so I am running in circles.

    Which strangely enough remind me of Diva Cups.

     
  • At 11:30 PM, Blogger the only daughter said…

    You could probably write about lint and I'd show up to frazzle with the fuzz.

    The sex posts were fun though, nice change of pace. Keep 'em coming. -hehehehehe-

     
  • At 12:41 AM, Blogger Christine said…

    I am here!

    Just a lame commenter!

    You could never lose me...no matter what words you use.

    I will be better about making myself known.

     
  • At 12:52 AM, Blogger Lara said…

    i'm here. just enduring one of life's shit storms right now, so i'm more silent than normal. but i'm here, just the same.

     
  • At 1:03 AM, Blogger jess said…

    Hee hee, I'm still here, just a bad commenter.

     
  • At 1:03 AM, Blogger jess said…

    Hee hee, I'm still here, just a bad commenter.

     
  • At 1:42 AM, Anonymous Amanda said…

    anonymous was so bored they just HAD to comment huh??? Stupid... just stupid.

    ~~~~~~~~~~
    BA, I'm still here... and I check your blog DAILY!!! (sometimes 2-3 times per day???) I don't have a clue why I do that??

    HUGS

     
  • At 6:30 AM, Blogger Fairly Odd Mother said…

    Still here! Just trying to catch up on everything. I think everyone is in 'summer mode'!

     
  • At 7:17 AM, Anonymous Kathleen said…

    Honestly I have stopped reading most blogs. It was a regular part of my morning and I can't explain why I have stopped but I just have.

     
  • At 7:41 AM, Blogger whineyiney said…

    I'm here too! I've been reading all your archives too. There's something about your writing - whatever the topic - that pulls me in and keeps me there, even if it's about sex toys :)

     
  • At 8:00 AM, Anonymous Lisa said…

    I read your blog faithfully and I love it. I like the occasional jaunt into the "sex blog" genre (although I must say you write about it with much more style, skill and intelligence) so, please, just blog whatever's on your mind.

    I'll be here.

     
  • At 8:18 AM, Blogger Mac and Cheese said…

    Yours is one of the 4 or 5 must-read blogs on my list. I'm not going anywhere - I just don't always have anything useful to add in the comment section.

     
  • At 8:26 AM, Blogger slouching mom said…

    oh darlin', i'm here too. i'm just swamped with end-of-year school stuff.

     
  • At 9:05 AM, Blogger mamatulip said…

    I'm swamped. Absolutely swamped. But I'm here. :)

     
  • At 9:21 AM, Blogger Carol said…

    You're complaining about decreased comments -- and yet you have 31?! I'd chew glass for half that many! (So can I borrow some?!)

    I'm still here, just really busy with this damn new job. Still reading when I can.

    Carol

     
  • At 11:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I read everyday that you post. I just hardly ever leave comments. But I'm here. Margie

     
  • At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Sarah VM said…

    I'm still reading.

     
  • At 10:33 PM, Blogger West Coast Diva said…

    I am still reading but honestly I never know if the writer cares if I read or not. Make sense? I read because I like it.

     
  • At 4:12 PM, Blogger Amy Y said…

    Still reading, too, just got behind. I'm always behind. Dammit.

    But I hope you don't drop the offensive stuff ~ I love the ballsy girl that you are!! Don't change! :)

     
  • At 8:55 PM, Blogger womaninawindow said…

    HUM, my husband and I were just discussing what it is that "sells" on a blog. It's kind of disconcerting in a way. Don't think sell. Think: write. You do it beautifully even if sometimes it is with the slap of an ass.

     
  • At 2:56 AM, Anonymous Dildolector said…

    wow, and I thought this was a sex toy blog. hahaha. I've been googling around the net to find a good sex toys review and I've stumbled in this blog. The good news is you have a new reader. The bad news, google is starting to know your blog as sex blog.

     
  • At 4:39 AM, Anonymous ilovesextoydildo said…

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